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Danny, Goddess of sex and justice

Hello I'm Danny, I'm and 18 year old pansexual from colorful Colorado. I hope you enjoy my personal blog. Please ask me anything :)

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funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

darkromanek:

Mormon Missionary Positions

signedfury:

realest plot-twist ever.

tattoo-on-my-heart:

this is the best thing I’ve seen

sourcedumal:

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

I didnt know I needed this until now

sourcedumal:

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.

He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect

As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

I didnt know I needed this until now

The Houses of Hogwarts.

quinfinitte:

dalekpoetry:

myotpisgay:

themenof:

croatoancas:

so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar 

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it surprised me

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the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it

BUT THEN IT HIT ME

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THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE

OH MY GOSH

THAT’S a fail? No that is gold.

HOLY HELL!!!

IM IN COSMOPOLITIAN????

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

swaggity-swell-i-ship-destiel:

I MEAN THEY GO FROM LOOKING LIKE THIS TO YOU:

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TO SUDDENLY LOOKING LIKE THIS

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OR THIS

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I MEAN HOLY SHIT THAT’S MY MATHS TEACHER SMOKING IN A SUIT AS HE RIDES A SHARK.

IF THAT’S NOT BEAUTIFUL TO YOU, YOU’RE LYING.

captainnaustralia:

captainnaustralia:

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

freydis-frostrose:

winchesterradio:

thetiggeress:

I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form.